Monday, August 02, 2004

The Top 15 Euphemisms for "Getting Your Period"

15. Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
14. Trolling for Vampires
13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
12. Saddling Old Rusty
11. Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
10. Clean-Up in Aisle One
9. Massacre at the Y
8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide
6. Panty Shields Up, Captain!
5. Taking Carrie to the Prom
4. Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
3. Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
2. Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
and the Number 1 Euphemism for "Getting Your Period"...
1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

Women of the world.. relate

1 Comments:

Blogger Thomas said...

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... And I will try to forget what I saw, & happily go onto another page.. ignoring the spontaneous combustion of my brain cells.

One of these days I'm going to try to see if I could get away with "Guy-problems." as an MC excuse.

3:53 PM  

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