I found this pretty funny albeit racist..
2 men 1 woman
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two fought and one KILLED the other to have
the lady.
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They both had the lady TOGETHER.
Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man claimed that island is independent
and took the lady as his advisor.
- The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other because she was rejected by both.
Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed