Well, apparently everyone else is busy with their lives..so let me, the one with nothing better to do update this
beautiful blog that
nobody visits anymore...
Please allow me to open up your mind and let you ponder on these few questions that everyone have wondered but never really said out loud...
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
What does OK actually mean?
Why do we feel blue and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
Till next time...which is probably gonna be a long long
LONG while.
