I'll get my own ice cream!! *sticks tongue out at eka*

Anyway here's something my sister emailed me...

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping
with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I
could do to him."

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's
sooooooooooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own so does she.

WIFE VS HUSBAND!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

AND A FEW MORE :) . . .
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Go figure...

I'm not in school too..

Damn this flu....
I forgot to take my mC so I have to walk back to the polyclinic during eve clinic time to take it..
Thomas n Kin are sick too...
Take care guys.. get well soon..
I know I hope I will..
*Bleah*

The Top 15 Euphemisms for "Getting Your Period"

15. Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
14. Trolling for Vampires
13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
12. Saddling Old Rusty
11. Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
10. Clean-Up in Aisle One
9. Massacre at the Y
8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide
6. Panty Shields Up, Captain!
5. Taking Carrie to the Prom
4. Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
3. Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
2. Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
and the Number 1 Euphemism for "Getting Your Period"...
1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

Women of the world.. relate

Amazing but True Facts!

. In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
. The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
. Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
. Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
. The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
. The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.
. Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
. SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
. Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
. Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
. Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
. The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
. The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
. Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
. Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
. The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver (dead body).
. A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
. The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
. King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
. In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
. Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
. Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.
. Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.
. Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
. You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
. A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
. Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
. Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
. At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.
. Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
. Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
. Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
. If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.
. When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.
. Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.
. The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
. Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
. The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
. The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.

Woah